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    September 26

    Bling Bling

    So I just got a huge packet in the mail from a foundation telling me that "this brochure will familiarize you with the services we offer, and I want to extend a special invitation to friends like you, whose estates are worth a significant amount ($3 million or more) that require skillful planning and administration."
     
    I think they know something I don't.
    September 15

    Some thoughts for today

    Noah just went for a motorcycle ride with a camera strapped to his helmet.  If he crashes, it'll make for a really cool video.
     
    Faith (a little 8 year old) called me fat today.  I'm going running tomorrow morning.
     
    I've been sleeping crazy amounts the last few weeks...it's eating up my time.  I am rigor deficient.
    September 08

    Ballad of a General Math II student

    I had forgotten about this until just recently. I thought I would share. (My dad's a highschool math teacher and one of his students wrote a rap song for him.)

    This morning I stole a Lexus to get to school
    To hear Garrison teach about the golden Rule
    General Math II is what he can teach the best
    No math teacher can compete (yo) he fades the rest

    Right now I'm failin' that class with a 53
    But I'll get that 70, just wait and see
    Cause math ain't hard if you apply yourself
    It gets you good women and a ton of wealth

    And I'm out to get knowledge in the '96
    I've beatin' down rednecks and a lot of hicks
    Cause they've stood in the way of my math degree
    And if it happens again (yo) it's the cemetery

    So when it comes to math I don't joke around
    And if Garrison talks, you best not make a sound
    Unless you want to end up bleeding on the ground
    [I think my dad tackled him in class one time...]

    Chorus:
    Garrison's teachin' free of charge
    And with what he's teachin' you'll be livin' large
    So pay attention in class and do your work
    Unless you want to end up bein' a grocery store clerk

    September 04

    crikey!

    =(