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September 26 Bling BlingSo I just got a huge packet in the mail from a foundation telling me that "this brochure will familiarize you with the services we offer, and I want to extend a special invitation to friends like you, whose estates are worth a significant amount ($3 million or more) that require skillful planning and administration."
I think they know something I don't. September 15 Some thoughts for todayNoah just went for a motorcycle ride with a camera strapped to his helmet. If he crashes, it'll make for a really cool video.
Faith (a little 8 year old) called me fat today. I'm going running tomorrow morning.
I've been sleeping crazy amounts the last few weeks...it's eating up my time. I am rigor deficient. September 08 Ballad of a General Math II studentI had forgotten about this until just recently. I thought I would share. (My dad's a highschool math teacher and one of his students wrote a rap song for him.) This morning I stole a Lexus to get to school To hear Garrison teach about the golden Rule General Math II is what he can teach the best No math teacher can compete (yo) he fades the rest Right now I'm failin' that class with a 53 But I'll get that 70, just wait and see Cause math ain't hard if you apply yourself It gets you good women and a ton of wealth And I'm out to get knowledge in the '96 I've beatin' down rednecks and a lot of hicks Cause they've stood in the way of my math degree And if it happens again (yo) it's the cemetery So when it comes to math I don't joke around And if Garrison talks, you best not make a sound Unless you want to end up bleeding on the ground [I think my dad tackled him in class one time...] Chorus: Garrison's teachin' free of charge And with what he's teachin' you'll be livin' large So pay attention in class and do your work Unless you want to end up bein' a grocery store clerk |
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